"This is good so I wont have to Kill you x"

A customer says hello from Germany! Thankfully they spare our lives because the product turned out good.
Who would've thought Selling merch would be life threatening...

Check Out the Hat!

"I'm something of a Ratman myself"

A lad from England says: "I'm hella happy with how the shirt fits me and the print doesn't have a heavy weight feel to it like other brand shirt designs can have."

Get Ratman Here!

I̷̐̈'̶̆̑m̶͆̌ ̸͊̉S̷͋͐ĥ̸̥r̷̿oomin Here

This is all we got...Kinda hard to decipher, but we think it means something only a based king would understand.

Join the shroom club ->

"Long Boy Go To Gym..."

A customer says Hi from Italy!
The longboi is keeping him going through the best time of the year, bulking season.
Keep up the good shit!

Rep the cap!

"Embrace the wild side"

One man one Bike, Saying hello from the US!
Must be doing flips somewhere, either way he's looking stylish whilst doing it. Respect.

Cop the Hoodie!

“The heat makes me feel a little stabby, but at least I look great”

Well if your gunna be committing acts like arson and mass genocides. Then you might as well be doing it in style...

Our lawyers are telling me that we don't condone these actions or support them.
Also that I'm fired.

Shop The Tee! ->

"Definitely one of the best ways to spend my birthday was embracing the darkness within… plus the cats hella cute"

Happy to hear the cat gave you some company during your birthday...Just don't let them eat the cake.

If you have already, carefull where you step in the bathroom floor.

Consume! Consume! Consume! ->

"spooky like your strange neighbor you don't talk to"

"EGG advocates for stranger danger, you never know what they have up their sleeve. Though we also intercepted a message afterwards saying "I'm Boutta Blow"
So maybe it us that should be the ones who are scared...

Just keep the Collateral damage away from us, yeah?

Become the spook ->